Monday, March 9, 2015

Did I Just Say That?

10 Things I hear myself say the most often on any given day

1. Eat OVER your PLATE!
2. Did you wipe your hands?
3. Close the door!!
4. Did you wipe your butt?
5. Did you wash your hands? (Usually accompanied by, 'Did you flush the toilet?')
6. Don't lie to me...
7. I'll be there IN. A. MINUTE!
8. Can I please have some privacy!?!?!?!?!? (Usually said while trying to get in the shower/get dressed/go to the bathroom).
9. Gross. (Can also be substituted with, 'What *IS* that?')
10. INDOOR VOICE!!! (Ironically, I am usually not using my Indoor Voice when I make this command).

I'm sure there are more... but these are the ones I know I've said like eleven hundred times recently. What are your most repeated phrases? Leave them for me in the comments!

1 comment:

  1. I can imagine myself saying these things to my son in the yrs to come lol